John Zeitler

For Everything Else There’s Rampant Denial

by on Feb.02, 2009, under Main Stuff

Yes, I know. Yes, I know. YES DAMMIT I KNOW WE WON SHUT UP ALREADY AND START TELEVISING MORE HOCKEY

Ahem. Anyway, last night had some interesting ads in between the game. The running commentary on Twitter and SMS made for some amusing asides as well, particularly during a moment we will consider a hypothetical. What if Bruce Springsteen’s (thankfully covered) groinal area had come at fifty hojillion television viewers at a velocity that could be described only as “alarming”? Since it didn’t happen, the world may never know.

Beyond that, folks, life is peachy.

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2 comments for this entry:
  1. Kat

    I could have told you that you’d be reminded endlessly that they won. My REALLY SUCKY boss was from Pittsburgh, and used to talk about the Steelers ALL THE TIME. Why else did you think I was rooting for the Cards? That said, it IS pretty sad that they delayed school because of it. I mean, really, does Pittsburgh have nothing else going for it that they have to focus THAT MUCH on their sports teams?

  2. Rob Browning

    Good going, Steelers fans, your team won by a whole four points against one of the historically worst teams in the NFL after a few blown calls went your way. Something to be proud of.

    Speaking of crotches suddenly and horrifyingly being thrust at you, this disgruntled employee had excellent timing: http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw

    Rob

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